World history in 9 tweets

1) Sit calmly.Take a deep breath. Let go. #organicliving4u #bebuddha

2) Drinking poison. Wouldn’t recant arguments. #martyrhomerun
#standbySocrates #trustissues

3) Stabbed in senate. Serpents live in sleeves. #ettubrutus #senatesucks#ceaserwillbeback

4) Forgive them father for they know not they have sinned. #jesushangs #crossispainful

5) God is one. Mecca is holy. Peace is fragile. #muhamed4u # hajtourism #coolitdude

6) Apple falls. Sun rises. What goes around comes around. #hellogravity #newtonisgod#godsmustbecrazy

7) Man was first a monkey before he became a flunkey. #realdarwin #lifeevolves#stupidityisconstant

8) Europe is mine. Russia is mine. Jews are landmines.#holocausthapens#nucleardevices#hotwar #coldwar

9) One small step for a man, giant leap for mankind #moonwalk #michealjackson#spacetravel

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