Alchemist Dance Academy

For those interested in learning Jive, Samba or other such dances, please enroll elsewhere. We only teach To balter.

It is a simple dance form where as soon as you turn your inner music louder than your mental noise, universe transforms itself into a giant dance floor.

You can then simply hop, skip or bounce on it, endlessly.

All those interested in mastering this skill, kindly relax, to get in touch with your real self.

Caution:
Beware of imitators who sell false trance, instead of doing the real balter.

Note:
We do not have any authorized representatives, collaboration with ashrams or bars and do not hold any religious patents.

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